I have been wanting to share a joke or two ever since I started blogging..So finally I am here with one..
Enjoy the rice and have a good laugh!
1 cup Basmati rice
Pinch of turmeric
2 green chilies, slit vertically
1 tbsp fresh grated coconut (Optional)
Juice from 1 small lemon
Seasoning
1/2 tsp Urad Dal
1/2 tsp Cumin seeds
1/2 tsp mustard seeds
4-5 fresh curry leaves
- Soak rice in water for about 15 min.
- Drain the water and cook rice in about 1 1/2 cups water with a pinch of turmeric and salt
- In a small pan, heat a tablespoon of oil and add urad dal, cumin seeds, and mustard seeds.
- Add curry leaves and green chillies and let them fry for a min or so
- Pour the seasoning onto the cooked rice and fluff the rice
- Add the lemon juice to the rice and combine well
- Stir in the grated coconut
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer should be a masculine or a feminine noun.. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because
-No one but their creator understands their internal logic
-The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
-Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval and
-As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador') , because:
-In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on
-They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves
-They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem and
-As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won!!
I hope you enjoyed a few laughs!
Shri
34 comments:
Hahha..I did really enjoy some laughs ;)
Lemon rice looks divine
Yummy and delicious rice...
ha ha haaa....good one dear..loved reading that completely..
And I just love to have hot lemon rice anytime..looks yummy..
Really a nice joke...had a nice time reading it...and lemon rice looks delicious and quiet an easy one too
Loved the laugh as well as the post. Would like to have more with every post :):)
Chitchat
So funny, enjoyed reading..Lemon rice looks fantastic, my all time fav..
Hi. That's a good one dear. The women are really very sensible.
I had a good laugh :) Nice explanations:) And the lemon rice is delicious:)
LOL! That's totally funny! Anyways, the lemon rice is action-packed with the flavors! Adiing coconut must be making it tasty!
LOL! I think PCs are definitely female!!
Chitranna is fave.
That was sure a nice and funny post and the lemon rice looks delicious.
Lol,
Rice looks perfect, all I need is a fork
Colorful and flavorful rice...Abt PC's, stil confused...?
LOL....loved reading these. And nothing to beat lemon rice, just love it!
LOL, that's pretty funny! And the lemon rice is very lovely!
That's funny read!! Nice joke.
Lemon Rice looks sooo delicious :)
Lemon rice looks beautiful. Yes! PC.
Nice recipe! I have heard the joke before but a laugh is always good.
lovely rice and the jokes is funny too!!!lolz
Wow...that was a good one Shri...I had a good laugh :) Nice colorful rice!
This is not a aaltu faltu joke. A super one yaar. Really Laughed after reading it :D
The lemon rice looks nice. I have seen it in several blogs but with a joke... never!!!
:)
Lol...superb!! The reasons given by girls were fab :-)))
Lemon rice looks lovely!
Good one!!!! and the rice brings back sooooo many lovely memories..its my fav version of rice.
lol...lemon rice is always comforting !
Had a good laugh at the joke. So typical of men and women isn't it?
Love chitranna/lemon rice.
Would it be ok if I send that joke to few of my friends?
Simple yet yummy recipe and thats a good joke, enjoyed so much:)
Thanks for the laughs shri..I had some..I think u shud do this often..nice click as usual
Ha Ha..Loved the laugh..:)lemon rice looks amazing shri...
colorful and a good recipe... the pic looks really good tooo
hahaha..great joke..nice way to start a day with nice joke..
and rice looks delicious
Totally agree to it! LOL
I love lemon rice. I have never made it with coconut. will give it a shot next i make lemon rice.
Good one Shri.Love the minty meringues too.
Take care.Hugs :D
Your lemon rice looks and sounds so good! I enjoyed reading the rice recipe as much as the joke, lol! I love it!
Lemon Rice looks awesome :).
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